Just woke up from the weirdest dream ever. I’m sure there is someone, somewhere that can tell me what it means, but I’m too busy laughing to dissect the symbolism of this:
Skyler, Caitlin, and I were at a bath house in a campground. Skyler and Caitlin disappeared behind a door; Skyler to shower and Caitlin to use the toilet. I went to the next door as I also had to use the toilet, but that door was locked. I went all the way around the building and every door was locked. By the time I got back to the door that Skyler and Caitlin were behind I ran in as I really had to go. Caitlin was washing her hands, so the toilet was free. As would be expected, there were no seat protectors and I didn’t have time to line the seat with toilet paper, so I hovered.
Hovering, hovering, *my goodness, my thighs are getting tired of holding me up!* Then, it happened, I fell back INTO the toilet not on to, but into. I quickly stood up to remove myself from the toilet, but the toilet detached from the floor and stayed stuck to my ass.
What to do? What to do?
My quick, dreamy response was to yell, “Quick, take pictures!”
*Laughter all around!* *The struggle is real!*